Google knows my phone number and has started texting me. I'm playing it cool-- for now. It happened causally. Before setting up this blog Google wanted to verify that it was really me. I gave out my number (Google- I thought you already had it) and Google texted me a code to put in it's sever. Put it in I did. Google and I go way back, we've known each other for a few years now. It seems like ages ago when I set up my first Gmail account back in 2005. It's true, Google's seen me grow, and has grown too. And grown a lot. Now it's time for the next step.
We've shared a lot over the years. You saw me send resumes to ski mountains and wondered if I would like a new set of mittens - I did. Thanks! You've been there for me. Since I met you I've come to you first when I want to know something. I love your friends. It was so nice when you a Youtube started hanging out! You've even been real with me. Back in 2008, when I spent more money then I had, and kept getting emails about it from another- not so good- friend boa (bank of america) you nudged me repeatedly with sidebar ads about financial planning and available local women... I'll come back to that later...Anyway, I feel like over the years you've really gotten to know me, it looks like our relationship together will only grow in the future!
So what's my post text plan?
First, I'll let Google marinate on me a little. Then BAM! I'll soot off a sext -more about these (and how to write them) later. Google wont be able to resist. Soon it'll be knocking at my suburban door with flowers and sliver toughing me for ALL my personal information.
Second, I'll hand it over, even grandma's secret cookie recipe.
Third, I'll let Google do whatever it wants to me.
I can't wait!
